SPEED IS RELATIVE // CAR
SPEED IS RELATIVE // CAR
SPEED IS RELATIVE // CAR
SPEED IS RELATIVE // CAR
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SPEED IS RELATIVE // CAR

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At some point, “fast” stopped being a number and became a comparison.

That was probably inevitable.

This Torso Flag is for people who have spent enough time around modified cars that objectively unreasonable speeds now feel suspiciously normal.

Someone will always be faster.

Someone will also always be slower.

You already know which one you’re looking for.
PRIMARY FUNCTION: SPEED PERSPECTIVE
PASSIVE EFFECT: MOVING GOALPOSTS
PERCEPTION OF FAST: PERMANENTLY ALTERED
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