CHAOS POCKETS

Tote bags.

A bag with no meaningful internal structure, which is convenient because most of what goes into one got there with equally little planning.

“I’ll just put it in my tote” is usually what you say when you need the object to stop being your immediate problem.

So in it goes.

Then, when the moment comes, you reach in with absolute confidence and say, “I know it’s in here.”

Sometimes you even find it.

Other times you dump the entire bag onto the nearest surface, find absolutely nothing, put everything back in, and continue using the tote exactly the same way.

Obviously, this is highly effective for no one.

You do you, boo.