ADHESIVE OPINIONS

Stickers.

Tiny pieces of commitment with very little respect for clean surfaces.

You see a water bottle, laptop, notebook, toolbox, or questionable stretch of car glass and think, “This needs a decision decal.”

So you stick something on it.

Ruin the pristine surface.

Quietly say, “this is mine now.”

And somehow the object now has a full personality, several opinions, and at least one thing it would absolutely argue about online.

Naturally, this confidence can spread to surfaces you do not technically own.

Which is where our lawyers would like to remind you that vandalism is illegal.